I once read that the way life works is that you are born, you live life, you have certain and so many lessons to learn, and then when you have learned everything you are supposed to (or taught everything you were supposed to) you die. It's kind of nice, but then a little shady because you could just stop learning and live forever. Hey, the theory wasn't fully vetted out. But I read it, and must have liked it, as it stuck in me.
Well my daughter is going to live FOREVER! That girl will not learn or retain a lesson to save her life. I have tried everything. I have plastered post-it notes on every surface, I have set her ring tone, I have followed her around whispering in her ear (and mind you, that looks creepy)! I have laid out neon signs, followed by blinking ones, followed by Vegas styles ones, followed by....well you get the point.
I've decided to self deduce what is "wrong" with her. I mean how many times will she cause her own suffering. Here's the thing, we have a pup, and she lives in a kennel, and she has so many childre----errr, wrong story, a little off track....she lives in a kennel and Brianna is supposed to take her out when she gets home. Well a week ago Gracie had an accident. Instead what seemed to me to be the obvious choice, clean up the mess, or the second obvious choice of remove the mess from the house...Brianna gave the dog a bath and left the house to soak up the disgusting scent for another three hours so I could handle when I got home.
Now, I don't mind leaving it, but at least get it out of the house. Do I have to describe a dog's accident after it sat breathing in a hot apartment for 3 to 5 hours? The smell could make atomic bombs. It was so nasty I puked nearly immediately upon entry! I even expressed at that moment...I'll clean it, but for the love of God get it out of the house we eat and sleep in!
So can you imagine my surprise when I walk in to find Gracie had an accident, and my daughter - who was home 3 hours earlier, saw and IGNORED? What is the matter with her brain? I swear heaven must pass out the good stuff early and she was sleeping in...she totally missed common sense.
She does not get this from me...that's not even a line, it's true.
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